Let the Games Begin...

Sun in the sky, pool's getting ready, beers cracked open, grill's fired up, blender's motoring some crazy alcoholic concoctions, maybe you're up the Lake or Beach House(for you lucky ones haha) and of course, friends and family....what a lineup. For many of us, this is a scene around this time of the year, Memorial Day Weekend.

It's like the ceremonial start to Summer fun, and inevitably leads to countless laughs and stories. For my 24 years on this earth, I have been able to determine what kind of summer it would be based on what took place during Memorial Day Weekend...and it never fails. In fact, I am just now recovering from last night's festivities with friends. From drinking in the hot tub, to beer pong til all hours of the night to random shots at 3,4,5 am for no real reason, it was certainly a good night, becoming of Memorial Day tradition. I can forecast already that we're going to have an awesome summer with many more parties in mind.

It's almost like Punxsutawney Phil on Groundhog Day, if you wake up on Memorial Day morning with a hangover...that's 12 weeks of awesome summer fun ahead, if not, you probably won't make it out of June before you're bored out of your mind.

Sometimes overlooked essential to Memorial Day or any Party:

Music- Absolute necessity, and me, being our resident DJ, luckily came through on this last night with 4 mixtapes then perhaps the gem of the night, Michael Jackson's This Is It around 3am when it just seemed appropriate for MJ sing-alongs. Music drives the party and ensures no silence throughout the night, even when people start dropping like flies.


Virtue of Memorial Day Cooking:

Grilling must be done people, must be done. Burgers, hot dogs, chicken, whatever, but if you don't have the grill on this weekend, you're simply not American.


Happy Memorial Day everyone...eat, drink, be merry, but especially drink.

Mortal Sins of Drinking: Part 1 of Many

There are countless party fouls, social faux pas, and all around no-no's that must be avoided when you're out with your friends or out in any general, social setting. There are certain things people sometimes do that will not only irritate others, but turn them off completely. There are other things that people do that can end friendships. I've seen it friends, oh I've seen it.

Now, depending on your social circle, perhaps the first sin has led to the break up of a friendship, and that sin, is of course, Piking Your Drink.

Yes, we have all heard of the term 'peer pressure' since we have been 10 years old. And yes, I know not everyone loves the taste of an alcoholic beverage, and there is absolutely nothing wrong with that, and there are a lot of people who don't drink, and more power to you, seriously. But what gets me is when someone will get a drink and...wait for it...NOT DRINK IT, and even worse, get rid of it secretly(you definitely know what I mean too). I'm not talking about when you are absolutely wasted and somehow end up with 3 beers in your hand and put 1 down and forget about it(that's more a venial sin of drinking), I am referring to when you are having a few Bud Light's or whatever your beer of choice is, and you open one, don't finish, open one, don't finish, etc. perhaps in an effort to "fit in" or "keep up" with others. This could be an extremely tough thing to remember too, but don't be a hero, drink what you're comfortable drinking, your body will thank you...and trust me, I have been on the other side of this, so I'm speaking from experience.

To the true beer aficionado, there are fewer things more saddening and depressing than seeing an open, 3/4 full beer sitting warm on the table at the end of the night. Now, a few years ago, it wouldn't surprise me if I went to a party(college/high school) and saw someone pour their beer out, hide it behind a plant, the usual kid tricks. Just this past St. Patrick's Day in Hoboken, myself and another friend of mine nearly lost it because as we were cleaning up, we found about 8-10 nearly full beers-beers we could have drank, beers that could have not went to waste. Why waste them, it's literally like throwing money down the drain. I was this close to shedding a tear as we were pouring out warm beers. What's even worse is after this, we looked into the fridge, and there was no beer left, so we had to find a place open late to refuel ourselves. Alright, I'm getting worked up here thinking about it, so I'll digress.

So friends, don't waste your drink, there are millions of thirsty people out there who'd love to have a frosty cold brew-if you're not going to drink it, don't open it, don't buy it...save it for the rest of us.

Mortal Sin of Drinking #1: Piking Your Drink

My Picks For The Summer

Summertime is upon us. Sure, there's some clouds in the sky right now and I'm actually a little chilly with my ceiling fan going but such is life in Northeast PA. Memorial Day is next weekend which means, weather or not (see what I did there?), it's time for summertime. And what's more enjoyable during the summer months than sitting outside on your porch or deck, firing up the grill, and cracking open a few frosty cold brews?

If you're sick of the usual choices or want something different to compliment the season, here are a few great summer beers to try out.

LandShark Lager
The safest bet is the Jimmy Buffet inspired LandShark, Anheuser-Busch's version of Corona. Sure, the purists among you will scoff at the easily skunked clear bottles and mass produced nature of the beer. But I think there's not anything more refreshing than an ice cold 'Shark on a hot summer day. Plus the flavor itself beats Corona and there's no need for limes. Fins up!
2nd Choice: Modelo Especial

Ithaca Apricot Wheat
This might be the official beer of the summer of 2010 for me. It's got the right amount of refreshing fruityness without making me feel like I'm sipping an old wine cooler. From the very first sip, this beer IS summer.
2nd Choice: Seadog Apricot Wheat

Leinenkugel's Summer Shandy
If you really want to plunge headfirst into summer, give this beer a whirl. It claims to be half beer and half lemonade. It's more like a refreshing beer with a kick of Mike's to it. It's definitely not for everyone but I actually think it's LESS fruity than the Ithaca Apricot and is a great choice for a party where the guys want something different and the girls are afraid to veer from the usual.

Harpoon Summer Beer
If you're looking for something with a little more of a kick, try out this incredible offering from Harpoon. There's a good bit of hop bitterness but it's not so overpowering that you can't drink it during your cookout or enjoy it all day long. A perfect tailgating beer, this one tastes better every time you drink it.
2nd Choice: Ithaca Partly Sunny

Try out one of those beers for your next barbecue or ballgame. Then there will be no doubt that summertime is here.

I Drink Therefore I Am

There are endless reasons for what makes a person fill up their glass; from drowning sorrows, to celebrating happy times, and everything in between. We'd be lying to you if we said we were any different. That being said, there are few things better in life, especially to these two bloggers, than having a few brews with friends. We are wildly blessed with great friends who happen to be the source and center of such great times, laughter, entertainment, and amusement, and we love them for it. Sure, some have a different perspective of the world of beer drinking as us two, but it's always good to have some diversity.

Ladies, I know many of you have undoubtedly observed this for years, but I first want to give you all an initial disclaimer and a little peek into the psyche of a beer drinking male. This may sound ridiculous or something out of the Jersey Shore/Hills/etc, but there really is a certain bond amongst us guys when we're throwing a few back. It's a cathartic, therapeutic, even galvanizing experience that can sometimes yield unbelievable outcomes (how do you think we got the idea for this?) Don't take it personally if your boyfriends or husbands stumble in hammered after a night with the boys, even if you told them they "better not drink if they really love you" and all that other nonsense. I'm a man, I drink the occasional beer or 20, it's not a big deal, doesn't mean we have a "problem" or need "help." Don't take it personally, this is what we do. It's science. Don't kid yourselves either that this isn't a source of heated debate, I would make a healthy wager that most of us have fought this battle before in our relationships; I know I have. We're lovers, not fighters, and we promise you that us men would love nothing more than to avoid confrontation over us hanging out and drinking...especially since we're probably going to do it anyway.


May the beer with you.

Welcome. Crack open a brew...


Welcome to "The Beer Drinker's Guide to the Galaxy." We know that not everyone is a beer aficionado and not everyone is satisfied with the same can of Coors Light night in and night out. Here we try to find a happy medium between the beer snob and the multi-million dollar ad campaign.

We're also here to take a look at the art of drinking and life in general, through the bottom of our beer mugs. Over the years we've met more crazy characters and had more insane nights than you can imagine. Some of the stories are unbelievable and some of them you just plain won't believe. But trust me, we've seen it all...until the next thing comes along.

We're here to share our experiences with you. The beers we've drank, the places we've been, and the people we've met along the way. Like any good night involving alcohol, we're not really sure where things are going to end up, but we know it's going to be a great time. Bottoms up!